Puppy Playtime Advocate Pillows

'Instead of teaching me useless tricks like rolling over and fetching, how about teaching me to ride that motorcycle of yours?'

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

Happy kids running abount with a 'Schools out' banner

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'What's play?'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

Dog enjoying a sniffathon.

Doggy Bites

Headshot of perky dog.

Child in toy car being pulled by a dog

'It certainly sounds like a fantastic offer, but I'm not supposed to answer the phone.'

'I'm afraid to ask.'

"C'mon, one more throw!"

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

Walking the dog

"There will be plenty of time for playing after you get into college."

"Counsel will stop playing games."

"I'm going to demonstrate how dogs are stealth ninjas in the dark. See how I move silently....."

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

'I think Bruno has discovered bitches.'

"Bad dog!"

"They keep asking me, 'Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy?' How should I know?"

"Rusty go out? Rusty play fetch? Rusty Catch Frisbee?"

Wait your turn. I was here first.

"Trust me, you would make a great soccer player if only you could control your urge to bite the ball..."

"On the eighth day God really rested."

A Loyal Dog's Escape From The Parking Meter.

The Queen's Collies.

'This time it's really just a stick!'

"Not guilty, because puppies do these things."