Puppy Policy Maker Prints

"Nobody seconds, now sit down and shut up."

The Jeopardy of Progress

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Schengen

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Hate Platforms

"Welcome to the future"

Sen. Krupt. I don't tell constituents that we're fueling inflation. I say we're protecting consumers and thanks to us they won't have to worry about buying any cheap stuff.

"I want him to have the serenity to accept the things he can't pee on, the patience to pee on the things he can outside, and the wisdom to know the difference." "But I'll probably just take him to a trainer."

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Let's just wait here until the federal stimulus returns.'

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

E.U. Banking Union.

'He's downgrading the credit agencies.'

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

'Well, kids, it all started with a massive Federal program to combat global warming....'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

G7 Tax Multinational Companies

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

US v.s. Tech Giants

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

It's a new government directive requiring us to be 58% more cheerful within 18 months.

World Economic Crisis.

America's Funniest Interest Rate Hikes

Moses holds up new federal regulation guidelines.

"Somehow, they get exempted from a lot of laws."

'The government's right. Not counting, food, clothing, energy, shelter, health care, or transportation, inflation is hardly going up.'

Economy

Flat tax - equal burden?

Think Tank

Earth stove

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"