Parliamentary Pet Lover Gifts

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

Pet a Puppy

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'@#$=%!} paparazzi!'

"Look, I tried to tell everyone Timmy was in the well but no, what do I know, I'm just a dog!"

Mice in the Commons

Committee On Feline Healthcare

Trump, Putin, and Xi Jinping Posing with Nazi Salute

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

'Do you have to do that every time?'

Bipartisan.

Disraeli entrusted with the task of forming a Conservative Ministry

Santa Paws checking over his naughty & nice list. . .

"There's definitely less interference from the new speaker."

'I wonder what kind of dog Romney will have in the White House if he's elected.'

The young Thomas Mulcair...

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

Hillary Clinton's cat.

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

PETFLIX

How about I meet you back at the house.

The saying of Chairman Meow.

Peter Costello

Gladstone reprieving the Army Bill

'This is my late husband Fred, my son James, and of course, Fifi...'

Anyone Can Become Prime Minister

The Canine League of Nations

'Hold it. He's got a reprieve from the Governor!'

Embryo Research Bill - 'Miss Jones, get me a conscience from John Lewis.'

First Appearance of the Republican Elephant- Caesarism Fears Drive the Party's Support Towards an Abyss

'I said it's getting very noisely in here with all these new peers!'

Dispute Election Disaster.

Bear rug eats a cat.

Pete Mandelson