Parliament Lover Gifts

Mice in the Commons

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

"... And to our friends in the Liberal Democratic party I award thirty pieces of silver."

Spot the Difference - God/Uncle Sam

The great Chartist demonstration. No. I. - A loyal citizen.

John F. Kennedy

"My farewell gift!"

"If we gave them press freedom they'd only want democracy too..."

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

'A more conservative version of the gun bill would also require a background check for all voters.'

Pollster

'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.'

'For? Against? Undecided? Uniformed? Apathetic? This is one accurate poll!'

House vs. Senate

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

The Daily Me

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

The Filibuster.

Citizens' Jury - 'The jury thinks you should get rid of Citizens' Juries.'

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

'I've got it! - We'll call it the SUPERpatriot Act!'

You want my support for your reform bill, eh? — what's it worth to you?

'In order for the new Health Care Bill to pass, we'll need to remove the option of Health and Care, and give taxpayers the bill.'

"If we have rights to justice and a fair trial now, just think what we'll have 800 years from now!"

The year 1872 passing and taking Liberalism with it

Chile Victory

Sen. Krupt. If they think watching sausage and laws being made is bad, they should see us tackle pork legislation!

Obliviotocracy

'I, for one, am sick of this 'King of the Apes' business! I demand a Republic!'

Take A Bite

'I've always been a proponent of winning people's hearts and minds by suing them.'

Disraeli entrusted with the task of forming a Conservative Ministry

'Apparently, he's decided to court 'the slob vote'.'

Occupy the Rose Parade