Parliamentary Aficionado Gifts

Pete Mandelson

Embryo Research Bill - 'Miss Jones, get me a conscience from John Lewis.'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

That's What Happens

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

John F. Kennedy

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

Legalish

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Footing The Bill

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

Martin Luther King and Obama.

William Pitt the Elder

"Destroyers"

Eye Off the Ball

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'