Parliamentary Aficionado Gifts

Pete Mandelson

Embryo Research Bill - 'Miss Jones, get me a conscience from John Lewis.'

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

John F. Kennedy

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

'If elected, I promise to my darndest to keep money in politics.'

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."

Footing The Bill

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

William Pitt the Elder

'Okay, that's 4 for the Malbec, 3 for the Chianti and 2 for the Merlot. You want to go with that, or wait for the write-in votes?'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"Destroyers"

Martin Luther King and Obama.

'Drop dead. Well that's good start to our negotiations.'

Gladstone Steps Down as Liberal Leader

"We tried forming a collective - no leader, no structure, no power dynamics - but we just ended up flying in a circle over Winnipeg."