Congress Aficionado Gifts

Republican Re-Revolution

Forgive the Democrats for They Know Not What They Do

Sir Winston Churchill

'Sire, Sodom and Gomorrah are requesting Federal disaster relief aid.'

"The best part is that we got hell to pay for it."

"He's the chief watchdog, who watches over all the other watchdogs—but this must be his night off."

"VP J.D. Vance called Donald: 'cynical asshole,' a 'moral disaster,' a 'total fraud,' an 'idiot,' and suggested he might be 'America’s Hitler.'"

"Don't be sad, Bud. These decisions are so political."

"We must rise up and claim our rightful place at the table of society! We must never rest until we are given the respect and dignity we deserve! Chica power!"

That's What Happens

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Barack Obama, Angela Merkel and David Cameron are ecstatic about the possibility of a free trade agreement between the U.S. and the European Union.

"I know he's funny, boy, but he’s also the president of the United States."

John F. Kennedy

Idlib, Syria - The final stage

"Well, heck! If all you smart cookies agree, who am I to dissent?"

"And this will allow people the freedom to express themselves through the talking points of their choosing."

The continuing adventures of Rex, Washington DC insider.

'Do you remember the good old days when April 15 was the only 'fiscal cliff' people worried about?'

Legalish

The North Portico of the White House runs away crying.

Steve Bannon Loves That Donald Trump Exists Outside Linear Time

Hostage Crisis Continues: 'We don't care what the people voted for! We want out way!'

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

Eye Off the Ball

'I know zero about the issue, so I can't be called a 'Washington insider'.'

Today, tech stocks rose on news the latest gadgets avoided internet censorship by the Iranian government.'

'We should e-mail this and point out that many of our victims were in key marginals...'

Martin Luther King and Obama.

William Pitt the Elder

Antonin Scalia

New GOP Election Laws: "Look at it this way. . . we're making it easier for you to climb that tree...!"

Caricatures of Political Figures Exhibited at the Opera Ball

"This just in: you thought joy was within reach, but you were wrong."

"Sir, your new campaign manager is here."