Political Animal Mugs

'Are you two friends?' - 'No, we just hate the same people.'

"Well it looks like we're all here."

If you ask me, pets shouldn't be allowed in the House of Commons...

"It had to be someone with thick skin."

"If he wants to kiss dogs, let him kiss dogs."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Trump and Putin

"Must be question time again."

'The poll results are clear Sir: Your days as the Alpha Male are numbered...'

'All my children have been successful. Frank here is in the Oval Office.'

'If you only go around once, how do you explain Bill and Hillary?'

Desert Island Empty Except For Nixon Sign

Australian Prime Minister John Howard and political friends and foes.

"Is this what the P.M. meant when he said they were united?"

Edmund Burke

"Somebody help! There's a third party candidate in the tiger enclosure!"

"You're fired."

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Sloaney Pony.

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Cat Nip.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Join me in a Martini?

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Bubbly

Early photobombing

"The peasants are revolting Sire."

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!