Party Animal Gifts

"Boy, first class sure looks good."

Dogs have name tags on their rear ends.

The party, after you left

"Boy, I'm going to pay for this tomorrow at yoga class."

'I'm sorry sir - you're properly dressed'.

Dog New Year's Eve Party

'Come on. Make a wish and blow out the candles already.'

"Gog, this Og. Og, Gog." - Early mingling

Slight dilemma in tasting the cheese.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"Still doing the egg thing?"

'I knew we had a lot in common. I'm crazy too!'

'Me? I'm an ambulance driver.'

Hen Night

'What makes you think I'm in telemarketing?'

Share The Fantasy!

'You may not believe this, but even though we're siamese twins, our personalities are quite different.'

Jerry never lost sight of the big pitcher.

"I give up. Why is today special?"

Santa Party Time

"Help yourselves to dips."

"Oh, God, now they'll all start."

Birthday Party - Fun with Helium.

'Dude! Come over. We're problem drinking.'

'And don't be Mr. Antisocial. At least make an effort to sniff some of the other guests.'

Drunken cyclist

Cows For Celebration

With three hours in costume still ahead of them, Mike was becoming increasingly dismayed as Ed wolfed down his third bowl of beans and cabbage.

"I always find it helps break the ice."

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

'We had a lot to drink last night.'

"C'mon, Sugar, take a walk on the mild side."

Wine tasters...

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

The Penguins of Las Vegas