Dance Party Animal Gifts

"Repent! The Venga bus is coming!"

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Join me in a Martini?

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Early photobombing

Bubbly

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Wolf Karaoke

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Beers

Balancing two espresso martinis

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Margarita

Karataoke

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

Giant reptiles use building as a pinata.

Scottish party

'Redneck Goldfish' Earl knew better than to watch Oprah while drinking.