Dance Party Gifts

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Sloaney Pony.

Children's Parties

I could have danced all night!

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

Mardi Gras

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cow Pinatas

Champagne

Party Animals.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Bacchus.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Cat Nip.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Cardiac Recovery.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"I was almost that last year."

Bubbly

'No standing while room is in motion.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."