Dance Party Goers Gifts

"Northern pole all-nighter

Sloaney Pony.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Mardi Gras

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

I could have danced all night!

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Party Animals.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Green Balloon

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Shaken not stirred

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

Dancing in pyjamas

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

The devil you know and his plus one

"I'd like to thank my parents and my creditors for making this possible."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

At Ireland's oldst and most respected school of dance, Mrs O'Hara made a terrible discovery... (Book entitled 'The book of Irish dancing vol. 2 - How to incorporate the arms')

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?