Disco Party Gifts

'Who's Harry talking to? She looks a bit fast.'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

You make me feel like dancing!

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Disco Dancing

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Disco Owls

French Animal Noises.

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

You Know You're Old When...

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

Abundance of Caution

'Same address, 20 years later'

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man..."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

"Did you see my Instagram of your father parachuting from a plane while I stayed in the safety of the hotel disco?"

Bouncer.

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

Get well. Get down.

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'