Disco Dancing Gifts

Disco Dog, Karaoke Cat.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Karataoke

Push for Disco...

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

You make me feel like dancing!

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Disco Owls

Disco Dancing

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

You Know You're Old When...

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

Nice moves—is that an air piano or are you doing the E-Mail?"

French Animal Noises.

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

"No worries, that's not COVID 19 fever, it's Saturday Night Fever."

'Same address, 20 years later'

"Did you see my Instagram of your father parachuting from a plane while I stayed in the safety of the hotel disco?"

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

Bouncer.

Abundance of Caution

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man..."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

Get well. Get down.

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'