Discos Gifts

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

'Shall we go back to the disco now? I also promised Steve he could see me home.'

Bouncer.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Karataoke

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

You make me feel like dancing!

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Disco Dancing

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Disco Owls

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

French Animal Noises.

You Know You're Old When...

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

Abundance of Caution

"Did you see my Instagram of your father parachuting from a plane while I stayed in the safety of the hotel disco?"

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

'Same address, 20 years later'

"No worries, that's not COVID 19 fever, it's Saturday Night Fever."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man..."

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

Get well. Get down.

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'