Disco Music Gifts

Fishman disco dances in the light of a lighthouse with a disco ball.

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Karataoke

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

You make me feel like dancing!

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Disco Owls

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

Disco Dancing

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

You Know You're Old When...

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

French Animal Noises.

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"No worries, that's not COVID 19 fever, it's Saturday Night Fever."

Abundance of Caution

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man..."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

"Did you see my Instagram of your father parachuting from a plane while I stayed in the safety of the hotel disco?"

Bouncer.

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

'Same address, 20 years later'

Have you ever sued anyone for slander or libel, Randy? Indeed I have, little buddy. It was 1979. Francis Melba stood up in the middle of the cafeteria and accused me - in front of all the other kids - of being "nothing special." So I stood atop my table, ripped my shirt in two, slowly smoothed out my mustache, and then proceeded to flex my pecs, one at a time. HOJ. The sunlight streaming in through the windows scattered off my bouncing pecs like a disco ball. That's when Melba knew he was toast.

Get well. Get down.

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

Meanwhile, back at the 'shape' party... 'Hey, check out the square dancing with Brenda...!'