Disco Party Pillows

'Who's Harry talking to? She looks a bit fast.'

"The weatherman said dress for the mid 70's. Bob was elated." "Much. Too. Sexy."

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Karataoke

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

You make me feel like dancing!

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

"Oh no, we've been inned."

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

Disco Owls

Disco Dancing

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

You Know You're Old When...

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

French Animal Noises.

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"No worries, that's not COVID 19 fever, it's Saturday Night Fever."

Abundance of Caution

Bouncer.

'Same address, 20 years later'

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

"Did you see my Instagram of your father parachuting from a plane while I stayed in the safety of the hotel disco?"

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man..."

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

Hieroglyphic disco dancer

Get well. Get down.

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"