Dance Parties Pillows

Captain asking lady to dance

Sloaney Pony.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Champagne

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Bacchus.

Cat Nip.

Party Animals.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

"I was almost that last year."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Early photobombing

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Bubbly

Cardiac Recovery.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Balancing two espresso martinis

'Apparently the stag party has gone into extra time.'