Dance Party Planner Pillows

'Umm, you have a date yet for the hop...?'

Tartine

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Now, were those friends of your Gettys or Gottis?"

Cocktails on the verandah.

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'Sire, your new fortress was fine for your nephew's fifth, but I fear it is set for a sterner test.'

Party of two? No, it was quite a large party.

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"Oh, no - Karen baked a cake so dense that not even light can escape."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Cow Pinatas

Champagne

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Peephole in a pile of presents (colour).

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Halloween may be a little different this year.

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Cardiac Recovery.

We'll have Manhattans...

Wedding Day Itinerary.

Punt Cake

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

"How should we divide the teams?"

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

'I always cry at weddings!'

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Illustration from an Unpublished Novel