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Wordilly Durdillies - Saturday night beaver

YMCA

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Masquerade

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Redhead

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Carioca

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

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Leo McKern

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Cheers

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

Down on Bourbon Street...

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"My compliments to the sommelier."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"Aperitif?"

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."