Dance Party Goer Prints

Wordilly Durdillies - Saturday night beaver

YMCA

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Tracey, this is Gene. He also read the Nancy Reagan book in unbound galleys."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Masquerade

Redhead

'Oh, look - a juggling stilt-walker painting that little child's face!'

Carioca

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Leo McKern

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

Cheers

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Down on Bourbon Street...

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"My compliments to the sommelier."

'At that moment, across a crowded room, their thighs met.'

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."