Disco Lovers With A Sense Of Humor Gifts

Wretched Filth/Wretched Filth with Disco Ball

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

'By Jove, we've finally found it! the fabled elephants' disco!'

"I see Joe Bosco passed away." "Yeah. I heard he laid down the boogie and played that funky music til he died."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Oh no, we've been inned."

'Okay, so it's not a violin, but he is playing our song.'

Shake it like a Polaroid picture...

Disco Owls

French Animal Noises.

'It's always the same, isn't it, Dave?... Every time you spot a glitter ball!'

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Look, I'm doing the human!"

You Know You're Old When...

'You think they could have splashed out on a few disco lights.'

"Well you can tell by the way I use my walk I'm a woman's man..."

"I Can't Dance... The Doctor Accidentally Gave Me Two Left Feet!"

"Really Bob? Disco?!"

Abundance of Caution

"Did you see my Instagram of your father parachuting from a plane while I stayed in the safety of the hotel disco?"

'Same address, 20 years later'

Get well. Get down.

"We daren't go in there at our age. We'd probably end up with slipped discos!"

"Mom, does granddad want me to run away? He's playing that Disco music again!"

Unconventional Music Player

"Greatest Band?"

'You're right: Humans' Mating Dances are hilarious!'

'Hey look, Model Village People.'

"The safest way back into the charts is a dramatic death after a party with girls, booze, and drugs!"

COVID-19 fever

70s Night.

'Oh no - it's not the Cisco kid - it's the disco kid.'

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'