Costume Party Animal Gifts

Sloaney Pony.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Join me in a Martini?

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Early photobombing

Bubbly

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Beers

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Balancing two espresso martinis

Wolf Karaoke

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Margarita

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Santa does a keg stand.