Costume Party Animal T-Shirts

"I've got the creepiest costume for Halloween! It's an alien-like creature with hypnotic powers...that'll suck your brains out and turn you into a mindless zombie!"

Sloaney Pony.

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

I could have danced all night!

Mardi Gras

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

"Relax. I just had a vitamin."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

'One eye of newt or two?'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Bubbly

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Join me in a Martini?

Early photobombing

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

Wolf Karaoke

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Balancing two espresso martinis

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Beers

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

Margarita

Karataoke

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"