Party Animal Pillows

"Boy, first class sure looks good."

Dogs have name tags on their rear ends.

The party, after you left

"Boy, I'm going to pay for this tomorrow at yoga class."

'I'm sorry sir - you're properly dressed'.

Dog New Year's Eve Party

"Gog, this Og. Og, Gog." - Early mingling

Slight dilemma in tasting the cheese.

"Still doing the egg thing?"

'I knew we had a lot in common. I'm crazy too!'

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Share The Fantasy!

'What makes you think I'm in telemarketing?'

Hen Night

"Help yourselves to dips."

Santa Party Time

Jerry never lost sight of the big pitcher.

'You may not believe this, but even though we're siamese twins, our personalities are quite different.'

"Oh, God, now they'll all start."

Drunken cyclist

'We had a lot to drink last night.'

I came, I saw, I partied!

The Penguins of Las Vegas

'And don't be Mr. Antisocial. At least make an effort to sniff some of the other guests.'

"I guess what I miss most is being drunk."

"C'mon, Sugar, take a walk on the mild side."

'Dude! Come over. We're problem drinking.'

"I think we'll pass up the Château Mouton-Rothschild '34."

Wine tasters...

Cows For Celebration

"I always find it helps break the ice."

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

"Do you think there's ANY possibility that the 76 pints of lager,13 bottles of wine and 12 kilos of chocolate you've had MAY have contributed to you feeling 'a bit under the weather'?"

As a rule, all surprise parties start out with good intentions.

"Looks like the bar has been raised."