Puppy Pro Gifts

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"Don't even think about it."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'Sit, Rollover, Heel'

Balloon dog training

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

'They give you a lot of treats while they're training you, so play dumb for as long as you can.'

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

'I'm a guard dog too.'

Doggy Bites

'Have you seen little Spotty?'

Self-Employment

Four Star Meal

'Oh my God, dog biscuits are down!'

"Hello? I`d like to report a missing person..."

"Last chance — where’s the wet food?"

'No, I said 'sit'.'

'It's great: My Masters are poor, so I don't have anything to guard and they never leave me to go on holidays...'

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

'Okay, how do we do this?'

"The circus was good but as 'Jo Jo, the dogged faced attorney', I'm making a killing."

"Now look! You've upset him!"

'It's plastic, Ben, it's only plastic!'

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

'The man at the shelter promised he doesn't bark at all.'

'It is impossible to guarantee immunity with ANY vaccination...'