Puppy Power Gifts

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"Another slander suit!"

Talking Dog.

Balloon dog training

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'I understand you don't have a resume but you do have your pedigree papers?'

Dog Weightlifting

'He's barking mad!'

'Fallllling in heeeeeat agaaaaain

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

Pavlov's Dream.

What they're thinking.

Low Tech Power Failure System Protection.

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"The sniffer dog had found cocaine again."

"Loyalty is a quality that people have lost, but dogs have kept."

Will act like an idiot for food.

"It's his only trick, but I think you'd agree. . . it's a bloody good one!"

Doggy Peer Pressure

"Worms."

"While your resumé said one thing it's come to our attention that labradors actually shed quite a bit."

Canine at the Westminster Pit - Lord Palmerston and Lord Derby

"I love the sketch of the invisible owner!"

'Look out - a snooper from Environmental Health.'

"Not THAT sort of begging..!"

"Thank you for your participation in our loyalty rewards program!"

'Keep looking, nerd, keep looking.'

Good luck making this shot.

Who's taking who for a walk

'Bad dog! Bad, bad dog!!'

"Alright then,stay there- I WILL be obeyed!"

Pied Piper Running Club.