Puppy Weightlifting Gifts

Dog Weightlifting

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Powerful Love.

Agility God

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

Talking Dog.

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"I'm sixty three in human years and the mother of octuplets. Again."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'That beagle sure is a tough case!'

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'Fallllling in heeeeeat agaaaaain

"How may times do I have to tell you to flush? Gosh, will I ever get you potty trained?!"

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

Shorts Dropping.

Pavlov's Dream.

'She always comes to my ringtone. It's the sound of a can opener.'

"No, I'm not faking it, I'm really happy when they come home."

Heel! Toe!

"Getting a puppy isn't so bad once you drink."

Will act like an idiot for food.

"It's his only trick, but I think you'd agree. . . it's a bloody good one!"

"You're training puppy to be housebroken? Looks like she already knows how to break a house!"

Puppy toys according to a human vs. puppy toys according to a puppy

Puppy Potty Training.

'He's at a very destructive age.'

'I had no idea a puppy could be so destructive.'

"I love the sketch of the invisible owner!"

"A man's best friend wouldn't poop on the carpet!"

'I'm in here, dear, getting into shape for walking the floor with our new baby when it cries.'

'I went to obedience school, but I can't say I've ever had occasion to use anything I learned there.'