Pet Exercise Gifts

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Tourists and their Pets.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Agility God

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"A little help, please."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"Don't even think about it."

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

"Have you tried biting him?"

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

Pet Entertainers

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

"Now this is a dog park!"

Dog Love.

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."