Pet Exercise Pillows

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Moments like this make me glad I taught you how to fetch mojitos."

Tourists and their Pets.

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"A little help, please."

Agility God

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

"I'm not telling you to stay. I'm talking to the stock market."

"Don't even think about it."

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

"Have you tried biting him?"

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Pet Entertainers

Jump Boy!God, your life must be dull.

"That's awesome that you taught him to heel, but I just want him to walk normally."

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

"Oh, we've got to nip this little trick in the bud right away."

"Now this is a dog park!"

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

Dog Love.

"Whoever dug up my carrots had better learn to play dead, fast."

Doggy-3D