Dog Lover's Exercise Routine Pillows

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

People who let their big dogs run around leash free and then say things like. . .

Obedience School/Disobedience School.

"If he tries to dip, Mrs. Callister, you mustn't hesitate to use the choke chain."

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Would you mind moving to your doggy bed? I'd like to sit in my chair. I know you can hear me. Your book is upside down."

Dog History

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

Dog Weightlifting

"This dog has wheels!"

Dog Jogger

"Good dog!"

'Do you think I over-praised Marmaduke for fetching the paper?'

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

Doug always circled around four or five times before lying down to sleep.

"I always forget how nice it is to leave heaven."

"There he goes again! What on earth does he do with it all?!"

"If you eat the homework, but then spit it out, are you still a bad dog?"

"Nice try, but I'm not counting these as your steps. I know you're jst sitting down, eating junk food and stomping your feet on the floor."

'No, Marmaduke, we don't get takeout at a toll booth.'

And that's why we don't have a cat.

Spring return dog leash

'This time it's really just a stick!'

The Middle-Aged Dog. Wait – Why did I run into this field?

"He's my personal trainer."

Dog Exercise Class

'I'm trying to get him in shape for the dog show.'

"Packing up and relocating to a new home is a moving experience."

'But it's still early. Why don't you come on in, and we'll splinter a bone together?'

"Excuse me, sir. Do you carry any poo-pourri?"

"Spot isn't home. I'll leave him my calling card to let him know that we came by to see him."

Panhandler to dog, 'Stop beggin'!'

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