Doggo Fitness Enthusiast Pillows

"He's my personal trainer."

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

Agility God

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"We're looking for a 5000 step walk."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

Dog Weightlifting

I think you started off sending him the wrong message when you named him Alpha.

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

Dog Jogger

"This dog has wheels!"

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

Sheepdog

A dog biscuit

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"Just pay attention and you might learn a few new tricks."

"I'm inspired to try to run a marathon."

Train Your Dog with Victoria Stilwell

"Take this stuffed rabbit and chase it twice a day."

'Let's switch sides. My feet are killing me.'

Enable your dog to finish the pursuit of the squirrel...Teach your dog how to easily uncork the wine...They can prepare your taxes for you.....and feed themselves.

'Sandra missed school today because of this appointment. Will you please write an excuse note for her?"

'The last thing I knew he was on a plane to an obedience school in Omaha!'

'You can speed it up if you want.'

If anybody asks just tell then I'm new to the area.

'I told him to get down.'

Elevator: Up, Stay, and Lay Down.

'For gosh sake, let go so I can let go!'

Takin playing dead to a new level, Riley takes on Shakespeare.

-"Just look at him, he loves me." -"Jesus, you're such a dick-head."

Dog Exercise Class

'I'm trying to get him in shape for the dog show.'