Dino Fitness Enthusiast Pillows

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Party Animals.

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"It's an Eyesaur."

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

The Steakosaurus

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.