Dino Fitness Enthusiast Mugs

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Party Animals.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Look! No hands!"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"It's an Eyesaur."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

The Steakosaurus

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'