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Digital Dinosaur

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Early photobombing

"Look! No hands!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"It's an Eyesaur."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Really? You can make me look younger!"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

The Steakosaurus

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"You never take me in your arms!"

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'