Dino Junkie Pillows

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

Party Animals.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Early photobombing

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Look! No hands!"

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Catasaurus

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"It's an Eyesaur."

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.