Dino Drama Junkie Pillows

"If we die, I want you to know Tim. I'm still super pissed you told Karen that I hooked up with Angela."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Another slander suit!"

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

Dino Snack

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

"Speaker phone!!! You gotta put it on speaker phone!"

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

The Flirtateous Period

FedRex

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

"Out! Damned Spot!"

Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.

'Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning.'

Tacosaurus Mex

"Do you have any weird sex kinks?"

Digital Dinosaur

Luck

People nuggets. Now made with real people.

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'