Dino Dialogue Aficionado Pillows

"I like it. Let's add a P in front just to mess with everyone."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

"Speaker phone!!! You gotta put it on speaker phone!"

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

The unfortunate night there were two talking sticks at the conflict resolution meeting.

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

'Let's face it, marriage isn't just a word it's a sentence!'

An old cliche comes under fire from yet another special interest group.

"Wow, …. who does your voice-overs?"

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

Harry Dinsdale was way, way ahead of his time.

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

'He's a nice guy, but he doesn't bite, if you know what I mean.'

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

'May I caution that the term 'Happy meal' refers to the meal itself rather than to any effect it may have.'

The Power of the Pen

Thinking about Peace

Philosoraptors