Dino Dialogue Aficionado Gifts

"I like it. Let's add a P in front just to mess with everyone."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

Battle of the sexes in a relationship

Dogs Must Be On A Leash.

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

"We've known each other for years Bob, and this grooming style suited you when you were young, but it's time to let it go!"

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

'Enough of my tapeworm - tell me about your fleas.'

"Speaker phone!!! You gotta put it on speaker phone!"

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

The unfortunate night there were two talking sticks at the conflict resolution meeting.

'This dingo penpal of his - they're Australian aren't they?'

"Cool hat, Walter. Where'd you get it?" "It came with the meal."

'I wish there was someone here who could insult me and give me hope at the same time!'

'Let's face it, marriage isn't just a word it's a sentence!'

I heard you've to an awful, mysterious pain in the side of your face. Yeah. You can try the modern approach, drug yourself silly so you don't feel the pain. You know a better way, Sadie? Well, in your case, I'd suggest going with the tried and true cure-all: Drill a hole in your head to let out the demons. No need. You're already out. That's ... Well-played, nemesis. Well-played.

'So smart and yet so dumb.'

An old cliche comes under fire from yet another special interest group.

"Wow, …. who does your voice-overs?"

Dogs discussing human commend pet peeves.

"If I hear 'Who's my widdle snoogie woogums' one more time I think I'm gonna snap."

Philosoraptors

"Sure, you can talk the talk, but can you swim the swim?"

Harry Dinsdale was way, way ahead of his time.

Well, he's bought himself a new car with a "new car smell" of plastic fumes, so no, I'm not keen on going on car rides right now...

'I'm pretty sure she's talking to you - yes, you!'

"Are we sure he's the alpha?"

"I don’t know, Taylor – it seems to me, anyone who doesn’t talk to their dog is crazy."

'May I caution that the term 'Happy meal' refers to the meal itself rather than to any effect it may have.'

The Power of the Pen

Asteroids are a hoax. I know, but could you just let it go without arguing this time?

Thinking about Peace