Dino Humor Aficionado Gifts

"Speaker phone!!! You gotta put it on speaker phone!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Party Animals.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"It's an Eyesaur."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Penguin

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'