Dino Humor Aficionado Mugs

"Speaker phone!!! You gotta put it on speaker phone!"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

Party Animals.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Early photobombing

"Look! No hands!"

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"It's an Eyesaur."

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

Museum. Children love the Tyrannosaurus exhibit. Of course! T. Rex are for kids! (Published originally on Oct. 1, 2014.)

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

'I object, Your Honor! Hearsay evidence!'