Dinosaur Humor Fan Gifts

Why dinosaurs became extinct: 'Okay, I'm on top...now what?'

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

Catasaurus

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

"Oooh... bacon!"

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

mr godzilla you need anger management

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

Dino Fest

'It's about that lizard you sold me four months ago.'

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

"Hug, the vacuum cleaners blocked."

"Has he had all his shots"

'A giant asteroid wipes out reptile life, enabling mammals to rise to the top of the food chain? If you want use to publish you, you've got to come up with a more credible story line.'

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.