Dinosaur Humor Fan Gifts

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Catasaurus

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

"I don't care what it was or how hard it was to kill. It makes me look fat."

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

There's a lot of crying out there! Looks like we were gnawing on the internet cable...

"How do you spell, asteroid?"

'Yipee! A cockroach!'

"He may be only a junior partner, but remember - his mother destroyed half of Tokyo."

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Dad, tell us a scary meteorite story."

'What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?'

'I'm looking for a toothpaste that combats Tokyo, Kansas city and Suburban Portland along the gum line.'

mr godzilla you need anger management

Dino Fest

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

When swine flew!

"Hug, the vacuum cleaners blocked."

Dr. Elton took the dinosaur's ancestral relationship to birds a little too far.

Coffee-Rex: Even more irritable than a Tea-Rex.

"Which one on table three has gone for the vegetarian option?"

"Has he had all his shots"