Dino Humor Enthusiast Gifts

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Look! No hands!"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

"Don't make me warn you again, monkey. Stay outa the curiosity racket."

'Yeah, I'm sorry to break it to you bud, that eating grass thing is a myth!'

"Shake! Good Dog."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

'There's nothing wrong with your heart. It's your soft chocolate center.'

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"It's an Eyesaur."

Next year, we are NOT going to Costco.

'The Buck Stops Here.'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'Now that you've moved in and unpacked, Higgins, we'd like you to start thinking outside of the box.'

Penguin

After chasing the rabbit for many hours, Buster found himself very far from home indeed.

"Two of every known creature on the planet and you forgot the pooper-scooper?"

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

Rogue elephant

Blind man feeding an empty fish tank

"Try to blame that one on the dog."

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"