Dino Dancer Pillows

"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

"The club scene is really changing."

"When I grow up, I want to be a scientists like Uncle Grog."

The Stripper

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

Dino Snack

It's Whitney Houston....We have a problem!

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

Bird - Somebody told him he's descended from dinosaurs.

"No worries, that's not COVID 19 fever, it's Saturday Night Fever."

The Flirtateous Period

"You will dance on your enemy's grave."

FedRex

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.

T-Rex Ballerina

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

"Relax, it's not the killer-virus. It's 'Saturday Night Fever' so he'll be 'stayin' alive'."

'Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning.'

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

"I love it when we hit them with the disco death ray."

Tacosaurus Mex

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'