Dino Dabbler Pillows

U R Here

'I'm not convinced hunting is an improvement on gathering.'

"I appreciate your devices that make it seem like you're paying attention, but could you actually pay attention and make eye contact so I know you are?"

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Chief Foreign Policy Advisor to President Obama.

"I need someone well versed in the art of torture- do you know PowerPoint?"

'Hey, that's a bad roll. Let's try that again.'

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

'I can't get the hang of this cloud computing...'

"That's not all I do. Actually I'm a psychological counselor- gymnast-motivational speaker-relaxation therapist-sex worker."

The Screeeen!

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

'I don't surf the net, I just kind of dog-paddle through it.'

"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

'If we are to differentiate ourselves from the private sector we need to focus on a reorientation of our client-facing interactions to prioritise customer led positive responses to intervention scenarios.'

"How can you study while listening to music and TV at the same time?"

'I was going to hunt for them. Then I thought hey - why not just clone new ones!'

'He's at the 'awkward stage' in converting to paperless so he carries both a laptop and a briefcase.'

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"Oh, don't get all defensive at me!"

Driving school car has sign on the rear; 'How's my learning?'

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

"Done already?" "Yeah. I'd hate to get too sexy. I don't want to distract the airplanes flying overhead."

A knitter's in and out boxes

'I hate his more-contagious-than-thou attitude!'

"I'm scanning these old photos we're afraid of losing into my computer so I can lose them there."

Caveman Basketball

"Do cows grunt?.... I must have milked a pig then."

'She's system two and this is the new beta release.'

Toy boat on a tsunami.

Genetically enhanced height

I accidently deleted my hard drive, but it's okay. All the important stuff is on the refrigerator anyway.