Dino Humor Lover Pillows

"Now whose arms are tiny and useless?"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

Dog on a Shelf.

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

Dino Snack

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

'Scary movie?'

Cow in a vest: Well, I think I look like Bruce Willis!

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

Hog Futures

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

I've been doing sit-ups!

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

"Speaker phone!!! You gotta put it on speaker phone!"

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

The Flirtateous Period

Working from Home

'Fowl!'

Don't Walk on the Water