Dino Humor Lover Pillows

"Now whose arms are tiny and useless?"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

"Ever feel like even when you're barking at something you're still barking at nothing?"

"The article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

Dog on a Shelf.

'Knuth! How many times did I tell you not to play with the food??!!'

"His mother was a poodle and his father was a shoe."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"Oo, I get to write a memo! I'm excited! I'm excited!"

I loved Venice: So many statues to perch upon and people to feed you...

"I'll tell you how much wood I could chuck if I could—a lot, like, half a cord!"

'Leap frog? No thanks- I'm a toad.'

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Scary movie?'

Dino Snack

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

Hog Futures

Pavlov's Dog, Ph.D.

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

'Let's see,,, You're answering prayers until 9:30,, Your Armageddon meeting's been pushed to 2:00 and it looks like your speaking engagement in Mrs, Ingersol's head is postponed 'til Thursday,'

I've been doing sit-ups!

"Speaker phone!!! You gotta put it on speaker phone!"

The Flirtateous Period

'Is the dead mouse played with before it's prepared?'

"Hello, my Baby! Hello, my Sweetie! Hello, my Ragtime Gal..."

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

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