Dino Drama Junkie Prints

"If we die, I want you to know Tim. I'm still super pissed you told Karen that I hooked up with Angela."

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"So, is there something more interesting outside the window than today's lesson, Jones?..."

"Another slander suit!"

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

"You should've seen the triceratops that got away. It had to be this...um...this...uh...well, it was huge."

Dino Snack

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"Sorry Darling, I can't reach your itchy spot..."

'You look different -- have you been evolving or something'

'No Sandra, I don't hear a whistle either. '

'Dinosaurs might have survived if they'd gone to health clubs.'

Sadly, Trevor T-rex could never see why he wasn't taken seriously.

The Flirtateous Period

FedRex

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

"Speaker phone!!! You gotta put it on speaker phone!"

Endangered Species: Hardly, Slightly, Extremely.

'I don't mind playing dead...but what I'd really like to do is direct.'

"Out! Damned Spot!"

"Well, the way I've heard it, our species once dies out - then humans came along, destroyed the planet - then evolution started all over again and here we are. . ."

"Guess who won the meat tray raffle?"

'Take two tons of aspirin and call me in the morning.'

Tacosaurus Mex

Luck

Is the wholly mammoth free-range?

"Do you have any weird sex kinks?"

People nuggets. Now made with real people.

'Maybe we should rethink this new dog door.'

"Can you play something the neighbor's dog doesn't know?"