Dino Junkie T-Shirts

Mega-sore-ass.

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

Party Animals.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

'Whoops! I think you've arrived a little too early for school today, Dad!'

"Look! No hands!"

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"All my symptoms are old ... "

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'First the dinosaurs, now this...'

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

Catasaurus

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"It's an Eyesaur."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

Then, after 3.7 million years...something funny happened.

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'