Dino Fan Pillows

"We're having the T-Rex's over for dinner..and whatever you do, don't mention their itty-bitty little arms!"

Judgeasaurus

"...Your burrito is getting away."

'Because mastodon fur is out of STYLE, that's why'

T-Rex Basketball

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Party Animals.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Look! No hands!"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"It's an Eyesaur."

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"Dinosaurs are cool!"

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

The Steakosaurus

' Once again, the name is Perry, with a P, as in pterodactyl.'

An alternative theory as to why dinosaurs are extinct.

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Extinct? Good heavens no. I'm vegan for God's sake.'

"You never take me in your arms!"