Dino Fanatic Pillows

"No there's something you don't see every day!"

Fossil Fuel Lobbyist

"See, this why we can't have nice things."

"Me?! Me?!!! He's the carnivore. Why don't you ask HIM what happened to Fred?"

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Party Animals.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Early photobombing

On a hot day in 1941, scientists uncovered the only known remains of the elusive nerdosaurus rex,

"Look! No hands!"

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

65 Million Years Ago

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Another Theory as to Why Dinosaurs became Extinct.

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"It's an Eyesaur."

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'Hey, you! -- What happened to the pet dinosaurs we left here?'

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Man! That squirrel was jacked!"

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

A woman takes a pterodactyl on a run.

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

'Poor Oog -- evolution sure has AGED him!'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"And I get a really, really tall straw?"

"Dinosaurs are cool!"