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Geez, I can't believe you've never been to Disney Universe!

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

The Fourth Little Pig

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

Lady of the bath...

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

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"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

What's an Imax cave?

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Warrior Woman

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

Newt sale

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

"Werewolves of London..."

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill