Disney Fanatic Pillows

DisneyworldDisneyland - Continental Divide.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

The Fourth Little Pig

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down, broke his crown and Jill said 'I told you so'."

The tooth fairy.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

Dragon Hair-dryer.

'Now they're just taking the piss.'

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

Lady of the bath...

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"If you really want independence, you should get into contract law."

'You have a strawberry on your nose, I'll give you some cream to put on it!'

More Reasons To Beware Of Dog

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

Boy and Bear and Monster

Jack Finds The Giant Grilling At His Giant Grill

"Werewolves of London..."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Newt sale

"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."

"What if, instead of the safe being filled with rawhide, it's filled with catnip and mice!" "No one will buy it." "Drugs and rodents? Who's our demographic?" "The Simpsons already did that."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Warrior Woman

"One side is for depression, the other is for anxiety, and if you're still confused make an appointment with the cat."

"We hang like this for the incredible ab workout."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'